wealthy people don't go to jail. He'll pay a fine and the monkey will go to live in a sanctuary
If he gets jail for an unlicensed monkey but not for beating the shit out of Rihanna, I'm all done with pretending I care what happens to the world.
When I read the headline, I first thought the poor monkey had a seizure.
oh THIS he goes to jail for
I'll bet it was the coolest monkey in the jungle.
Reminds me of the time German customs seized Justin Biebers monkey because they actually got good animal protection laws and carrying your monkey around with you is not animal friendly.
My girlfriend went to see his show recently. We actually had a fight about it because I couldn’t understand how someone could support a woman beater. Then she came home and told me he only played for about 45 mins. I shook my head, told her to not waste her money next time, and then went to bed.
Thought this was r/nottheonion for a sec...
It's weird how this is being taken more seriously than the domestic violence
Ross got away with Marcel, but it seems Chris Brown did not.
I'll bet $1000 he never sees the inside of a cell, jail or otherwise.
You know how long it took for him to teach his pet monkey to suck his dick...without peeling it?
More masturbation jokes here than a recent article about Pornhub.
This moron is never gonna learn. I hope his stupidity does finally land him in jail this time.
A rich person going to jail in America? Hahaha, right.