I can sleep easy tonight knowing Tom DeLonge is on the case.
Ok, some new Bill Gates- type motherfucker is building stealth airplanes in his garage/hangar and is just waiting for the right moment to cash in. Probably after checking with his lawyer so he doesn't end up going to jail. Like Tony Stark irl...
"Aliens draw giant penis in Northwestern sky, USAF dispatched to defend national honor."