Roses are cliche. This is truly so much better
At least the pineapple will grow and you can eat it. Roses will just die
Women will surprise you. My mom considered cut flowers a waste; if you gave her some, they'd better be growing in a pot.
I don't get why people want roses or any flower at all at valentines day.
It's like saying "My love for you is like this flower. Beautiful... but short lived.".
You would be better off with a potato. A potato will grow no matter what. That, THAT is a symbol of an everlasting love.