Birdseed. Imagine that
At the park I go to they just flat out banned bread. If you get caught by one of the P&R people you can get banned from the park.
Instead they have a little bin of pre-portioned healthy duck food in little paper packets with a donation bin. So we always chuck in a few quarters and feed the ducks what they like.
Good, now I know what to feed Canadian Geese
I guess they never heard the phrase, "Beggars can't be choosers". You take what you get, Duck. McDonald's Hot & Spicy Chicken makes me sick too, I still eat em.
I'm pretty skeptical that a duck put that up
I'm glad they actually tell you what to feed them.
*"I find that a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread."* -- Mitch Hedberg
Maybe if the bastard didn’t fight for the bread like it was heroin we wouldn’t a kept feedin em
LOVE ducks, spent time to half 3lbs of grapes last year and the rotten bastids didnt eat a single one of em!!
(I forgive you, me lil quackers)
Prepare us a fucking meal, don't give us the same shit you'd feed your stupid kids. - The Ducks.
Also it doesn't mention frenchfries. I know seagulls LOVE Wendy's fries.
What type of dumbass animal just eats stuff thats bad for them....
oh yeah thats right, humans.