It would never have occurred to me to have a favorite sword.
I like that they don’t have any guards on the handles so when you vanquish your enemies with a stab, your hands all get sliced up on a fruity rainbow sword
These things look cheap and gaudy as shit.
If you put them up close to your ear, you can hear a delicate hum of "milady" resonating.
Looks like Optimus Prime's collection.
OP's username checks out: /u/fuckthehaters1