He was probably there for the Missano MotoGP which took place last Sunday. Dude's a big racing fan.
He's prepping a cavern for his hundred year sleep. He will 'disappear' and we will all forget. In 100 years a tall young dark haired fellow will emerge with an old soul in a young body and will rise again to power.
Keanu is everywhere.
He's here, he's there...maybe he's behind you.
Baba Yaga is done with the Russian mafia....he is paying a visit with the Italian mafia
He is there burning some of that 264 million in matrix money he made. Fun fact, Keanu made 162 million from the second Matrix movie. Still the largest single movie payday to date. He made more money on that one movie 15 years ago than Robert Downey Jr has made collectively on all the Marvel movies he has made.
Crazy town...population, Keanu Reeves.
So I'm a bit late to this post but this is related to Keanu being seen in really random places.
There is a small town of [Wheeler, Oregon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheeler,_Oregon
) that has the only liquor store for miles around. My Dad would go in their pretty routinely and noticed a picture behind the front counter of what looked like Keanu Reeves. My Dad asked about the picture and the guy working the counter said that it was indeed Keanu Reeves. He had stopped in one time, got some booze, took a quick picture and chatted for a bit then went on his way. This was back sometime in the early to mid 90's so idk if the picture is still there, and for all I know is that my Dad was just fucking with me.
The point of my little anecdote is that I totally believe that Keanu would just hang out in some super small random town where no one would know him.
It's got of suck to not be able to go anywhere without being asked to be in a picture.
He's surely hiding there from Ian McShane and co. (And you've just blown his cover, moron.)
The dudes excommunicado. Has a huge contact on him.
Middle of nowhere in Italy sound better than almost anywhere else in the world.