I hope, when there's an actual missile launch, I don't hear about it on Reddit first.
Hey, if it had been true, at least you'd all have gone out together. In the shitter.
Tip from tornado country: If you have bike or construction helmets, wear them. Won't help with the radiation thing, but will protect your heads from falling/flying debris.
My sister lives in a rural area on Hawaii. She says "Got the warning. Got up, decided to not bother making the bed. Made tea instead."
I thought the guy at the back was on the toilet.
I don't know where to put it, but thanks for the gold! That's my first one!
Edit: Haha, thanks again if it was the same person!
Congrats! You should do an AMA to document this *horrendous* experience
That had to be pretty intense/scary, right? What was the conversation like? How long before you knew it was a false alarm?
Wait a few months and post this photo out of context.
"We got Dave to use the toilet as an adult for the first time ever! The whole family was there cheering him on. He was so excited he forgot to pull down his pants."