Today...is Christmas! There will be a magic show at 0930! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines!
God has a hard-on for Marines, because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
RIP. Will never forget Full Metal Jacket because of how perfectly he portrayed that role.
I really loved that old history channel show "locked and loaded" RIP
“Marines die, that's what we’re here for! But the Marine Corps lives forever. And that means you live forever!”
RIP Gunny. Semper Fi.
I liked you, OP, but for being the one to break the news, now you *can't* come over to my house and fuck my sister.
But seriously... a lot of TV appearances. House's dad on House, The Janitor's dad on Scrubs, Brisco County, Sr., The X-Files, The Simpsons, the mandatory Law and Order franchise appearance...
A true American hero. A dude who fought for our country AND was able to curse nonstop for half an hour without repeating himself.
We will never replace you.
He never got a chance to come over and fuck my sister.
"Ya ate her!? Well I gotta hand it to you boys, that's the perfect crime"
"It's my firm conviction that when Uncle Sam calls, by God we go, and we do the best that we can." - R. Lee Ermey
He was a Vietnam vet and about as American as a person gets. He was also a damn fine actor and will be missed, RIP.
"You best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!" Such a great line. Rest in peace :(
I literally googled him the other day because of something I read on reddit. Was glad to see he was still alive then.....Did I do this?