They solved that problem pretty early in the development of the Zamboni. As soon as they noticed the drop in ticket sales, they invented a sport to play in the intermissions between Zamboni performances. It is called hockey, the sight of men in skates fighting with sticks was so terrible it drives people out of the stands and into the concessions area.
My 2nd favorite job would be driving the Zamboni.
1st, of course, is to be Batman.
At first glance I thought you were saying that the Zamboni was originally meant to ferry people to and from the concessions and was really disappointed we don’t still have that.
This was before the invention of /r/oddlysatisfying and /r/mildlyinteresting