Meanwhile firealarms in the states just emit strobe lights.
OH FUCK WTF AW GOD IT BURNS.
(*Runs into wall & Getting knocked back out*)
This seems like overkill.
My deaf friend has a vibrating alarm clock that has a feature that triggers the alarm/vibrations when sirens go off.
I had to reread your last sentence with more enthusiasm once I noticed the exclamation mark.
The best part is that if you run out of wasabi while eating sushi, you can just start a fire so your meal isn't ruined.
"Wasabi Mist" sounds like a new scent from Axe Body Wash.
False alarms would suck.