Green eggs and Gin just doesn't have the same ring to it
My mom, Dr. Seuss and L. Frank Baum, in that order, taught me to read. I still remember *To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street*, seventy years later.
One fish, two fish, red fish, floor.
He's very much not what people have pictured him as. He cheated on his wife while she had cancer. She killed herself and in her suicide note said she hoped he could be happy now that he was free from her... Then after he married his second wife, he shipped his step kids off to boarding school because he wasn't a kid person...
You cannot drink gin here nor there.
You cannot drink it anywhere.
Aren't the whos from whoville portrayed the way the are because Seuss didn't get accepted into UVA so seuss made the people from there all have their noses stuck up. Because uva are the waHOOS.
*I will drink gin in a box.
I will drink gin with a "fox".
I will drink gin and have some more.
I will barf and pass out on the floor.*
He was a colorful guy. He had an affair, and his wife committed suicide, thus inspiring this:
One bitch, two bitch, dead bitch, new bitch.
Oh Dartmouth... Partying, poets, and philosophers.