So goldilocks broke into 3 gay men's apartment. Family guy got it part right
If they were rotund, hairy, gay bachelors, then they still would have been three bears.
I'm pretty sure the bears also mauled her to death. That's kinda the thing about old fairy tales: they always end badly.
>The old woman starts, runs away, breaks her neck and goes to the hospital.
>The original tale tells of a badly-behaved old woman who enters the forest home of three bachelor *bears* whilst they are away.
So not bachelor humans, which some might have assumed.
"Someones been sleeping in my bed" has a whole new meaning. Was she fucking all of them at the same time or did they pass her around unknowingly?
So that's why they're called Three Bears.
FYI this is the origin of the term "Bears" to describe large, hairy gay men!
Certainly adds a different meaning to her comments of “Too big... Too small... Just right”.
you break chair
you eata spaghet
go home to your house