"I'm afraid I can't accept your cock blanket, I'm just not ready for this kind of commitment."
If you liked it, then you should have put a warmer on it.
We had those in WWII era Scotland! My great-great aunt used to knit them as part of the Red Cross. When she was describing this, I was all, WTF?! But she swears she did...
The first time I ever saw my boyfriend's dick he wrapped a sock around it like a scarf and called it a "winter penis".
...Why would you *reject* it? I mean, if I get a gift I don't want, I say, "Ohhhh, THANK you, it's what I've always wanted!" and then I stuff it in a drawer and only pull it out when I know they'll be expecting to see it.
I made one for a boyfriend once. It was orange and had a little poof ball on top. He wore it. We laughed about it. He cheated on me and now I hope his dick is freezing cold.
Sooo my grandmother used to make these for guys her daughters were dating and getting serious with... they all thought it was just her being quirky, but it was her excuse to ask about their dick size. My grandma was seriously inappropes.
Norwegian here, first time I've heard of this.
Interesting idea. A suitor sends you a Dick Sweater. If the size of the garment is larger than you can fill, you say "No thanks" because you will not live up to her expectations. However, if your package is sufficient enough to look like a fat guy in a little suit, you rock the cock jacket and proudly showcase it so she can tailor it for you.
I once made enough of these for my boyfriend's fraternity. And then a couple of the guys started wrestling wearing only these. It was awesome.
I can see Michael Jordan and Hanes getting together for an American version