Saw one of those in Billy Madison...
*Okay Mr. Penguin. I’m gonna take you to the zoo where you’ll meet some nice people, they’ll treat you real respectable like.*
Why was everything so big back then?
It was an electric penguin, twenty feet high, with long green tentacles that sting people, and you can stab it in the wings and the blood can go spurting psssssshhhh in slow motion.
Then it exploded on the telly.
I wonder if it was because of climate change?