"Boom, one shot, happy birthday to me, okay?"
This guy wants to eat his cake already!
Not only is it more sanitary, but think of all the great videos we'll get of people accidentally sending icing and hot wax flying towards their loved ones!
I want this guy to explain more things to me.
It's a good thing he didn't get any germs on the sterile cake huh.
When I was a kid, I'd learned that you could put out candles with a well-placed clap just above them. I wanted to try it out with the next cake I had when my stepfather was standing next to me, arm around my shoulder. I grabbed his hand and removed it. He gave me a funny look and put his arm back, and I removed it again.
Later on, I learned that this had kind of bummed him out. We were somewhat close, but here I was, pushing him away from physical contact. We cleared up the misunderstanding pretty swiftly, but there are a couple pictures from around that moment, and he looks awfully sad in both of them. He passed away knowing I felt nothing but love and respect for him, but all these years later, I still feel bad about that moment.
Sorry for the off-topic story, this video just reminded me of it.
Germs are like family unfortunately, you don't pick them and you can keep *some* out but you're stuck with more of them than you need.
“No no no, [hand sanitizers] will cost you your life. The worst thing you can do for your immune system is to coddle it. They need to fight their own battles. If Sabre really cared about our well-being, they would set up hand de-sanitizing stations. A simple bowl at every juncture filled with dirt, vomit, fecal matter. Exposing yourself to germs is the best way to make yourself strong. The principle is sound. To avoid illness, expose yourself to germs, enabling your immune system to develop antibodies. I don’t know why everyone doesn’t do this. Maybe they have something against living forever.”
Wise words from Dwight Schrute.
Fucking blowhard dad, talking all over the damn cake.
I think most adults can blow out candles without spitting all over the cake.
Reminds me of Ron Swanson. I miss him.
Stoned-ass son just sang "Happy birthday to me..." Pull it together, Tommy.