"I fuckin ordered a bong. What am I going to do with a US Navy Submarine Periscope controller???"
This is actually a bro move if that other guy could find this video and show it to his mom
This right here is what reddit is all about: inside jokes for those who rarely leave the house
Edit: wow this really took off, thanks for the gold!
I could feel this guy's heart beating when he didn't get his bong.
I didn't order that. Ordered a glass ~~card~~, uh, glass vase.
...for a bunch of, like, "things".
Do not take a picture.
Plot twist. The kid in the other video was actually telling the truth and literally nobody believes him.