I say, I say, as senior rooster ’round here, it’s my duty, and my pleasure, to instruct junior roosters in the ancient art of roostery.
My wife's always telling me how she wishes I had one of these.
There is a large breed of chicken grown in the United States. Brahma the chicken is so incredible ridiculous that she has lovely feet instead of talents, its amazing
*You wear a disguise to look like human guys
But you’re not a man, you’re a Chicken Boo*
Yep this is how we get dinosaurs back. We genetically modify chickens.
You really missed the gold on that title.
Damn... The chicken tenders that will be made from that thing will be GLORIOUS.
Ain’t none of your damn business. He’s a big ass chicken and THAT’s why he crossed the road.
"Ya, I guess that's a pretty big chicken... Oh wait, that was just its head."
THAT CHICKEN IS FUCKING HENCH
Chicken boo, what's the matter with you?
I think he ate all the other chickens