I get you, Louise.
>Louise Craig, from Connah's Quay in north Wales, said it was "the most excitement I've had on a Saturday afternoon for a while".
Reminds me of an earthquake Oklahoma had a few years back. Knocked over some lawn furniture. Rebuilding took whole minutes of our time.
This reads like a satirical article.
Edit: This is possibly the most boring thing I've said on Reddit and it's now my most upvoted comment. I feel both happy and uncomfortable. Am I Englishing right?
What is this world coming to
This is a very British headline. I love it.
My favorite part:
> "I get a lot of fat wood pigeons jumping up and down on my chimney and I first of all thought the noise was them but they must have put on a heck a lot of weight to make the house shake," she told the BBC.
"Britain reacts to 'underwhelming' quake"
Freakin Britain never happy with anything.
I thought the kettle had just finished boiling.
Press F (but in an appropriate, sensible copperplate font) to pay your respects for the ornamental Diana plates that wobbled slightly.
Pray for us.