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70430
Trump’s name appears in Panama Papers for the first time
1159
Mexico’s government has created a marine park the size of Illinois in the Pacific, the largest ocean reserve in North America for the conservation of giant rays, whales and turtles, including dozens of species endemic to the area.
5954
Some 75 Nobel prizewinners have called on the Iranian government to release Ahmadreza Djalali, a researcher in disaster medicine who was sentenced to death last month. The letter is the latest and most powerful protest against the ruling by the scientific community so far.
757
Bombshell report reveals new details about Trump's Oval Office meeting with Russians after he fired Comey...sparked widespread concern within the US and Israeli intelligence communities earlier this year when he disclosed details of a highly classified Israeli operation to Russian officials.
671
Elon Musk wins bet, finishing massive Austalia battery installation in 100 days
9238
Putin's party using physical violence to cling to power after losing an election in Moscow
48373
terroist attack in egypt mosque,50 dead
2337
Police alert at Oxford Circus Tube
2446
UK broadband firms must ditch 'misleading' speed ads: Currently ISPs are allowed to use headline speeds that only 10% of customers will actually receive. In future, adverts must be based on what is available to at least 50% of customers at peak times.
8994
North Korean defector a 'nice guy' who likes watching CSI – surgeon
365
Call to regulate video game loot boxes over gambling concerns
783
Forty human traffickers arrested, 500 people rescued in West Africa
479
German court: Ancient forest can be cleared for coal mine
1828
Sugar industry withheld evidence of sucrose's health effects nearly 50 years ago
1355
BuzzFeed News has uncovered a new network of suspected Twitter propaganda accounts – sharing messages about Brexit, Donald Trump, and Angela Merkel – that have close connections to the Russian-linked bot accounts identified by the social media platform in its evidence to the US Congress.
553
Jeff Bezos is worth over $100 billion after Amazon's Black Friday rally
103
Mysterious loud booms heard across the world in 64 locations and even NASA doesn’t know why.
266
"It's time for Canada to acknowledge its history for what it is: flawed, imperfect and unfinished." Canada's PM Justin Trudeau apologizes for "profound cultural loss" resulting from Canada's indigenous assimilation that "led to poverty, family violence, substance abuse and community breakdown."
1011
Hundreds queue to donate blood for Sinai mosque bomb victims
857
Mother saves her daughter from Boko Haram by pretending to be mad for nine months
64
Tel Aviv City Hall lights up in solidarity with Egypt - Israel News
106
Zimbabwe leader to 're-engage' with world, vows sweeping changes including stopping corruption and compensating white farmers whose land was seized by the government
677
Privacy campaigner entitled to sue Facebook Ireland through Austrian court. Facebook collects private data in excess of what is allowed under EU law and allows US intelligence access to the material.
32
EU anti-propaganda unit gets €1m a year to counter Russian fake news
539
Michael Flynn has something on Donald Trump if he is cooperating with Mueller probe, say lawyers
290
Russian Lawmaker Wants to Label McDonald’s a ‘Foreign Agent’ -- Less than 72 hours after pushing through legislation that could see international news outlets branded “foreign agents,” Russian lawmakers are reportedly setting their sights on American fast food chains.
29
50,000 children in Yemen have died of starvation and disease so far this year, monitoring group says
25
Pakistani police launch operation to end blasphemy 'siege' -- Religious hardliners are demanding the resignation of the country's law minister over a blasphemy row.
22
Indian Politician Offers $1.5 Million To Behead Bollywood Star
795
Amazon tribe saves plant lore with ‘healing forests’ and encyclopedia: In a bid to safeguard knowledge the Matsés in Peru have been planting “medicinal agroforestry” plots and written a 1,044-page two-volume book.
20012
North Korea Removes All Border Guards after Failing to Prevent Soldier's Defection
53
Mexico creates huge national park to protect marine life
1274
UN: Mexico drug gangs killing kids who won’t work for them
22
Pakistan released a U.S.-wanted militant with $10 million bounty who allegedly founded a banned group linked to the 2008 Mumbai, India attack that killed 168 people
76
An indigenous rights activist found dead in an Argentinian river 78 days after he went missing died by drowning, a judge said. Santiago Maldonado disappeared on August 1 following a paramilitary police operation to disperse a protest march by the Mapuche indigenous group in Chubut province
39
Train derails near Hells Gate, British Columbia. Fuel spill into Fraser River has been confirmed by officials
3440
Eight men claiming to be from North Korea have washed up on coast of Japan
1731
Uber's Cover-Up of Its Massive Data Breach May Lead to E.U. Investigations
424
Swiss cannabis farm aiming to supply 'legal weed' across Europe
17
Prosecutors seek life sentence for former U.S. base worker over murder of Okinawa woman
98 le_petit_dejeuner They'd better not sink Japan into the sea or we'll impose even more sanctions.
30 coffeepagan After those comments by North Korea's Asia-Pacific Peace Committee, I can't wait to hear what North Korea's Asia-Pacific War Committee has to say.
32 -kljasd- Hope South Korea won't mind being an island.
8 C-hound Who beats a rabid dog to death? Aside from the ethical issue, it just seems like a waste of energy.
20 protossOPlql isn't it time we stop giving this fat fuck a platform? yea we get it, death to America, go Best Korea. now shut up and eat your McDonald's flown in from China we know you love so much.
5 Cajete Lol
5 Kazz1990 Why do most NK quotes sound like a pissed off kid on Xbox live?
3 spooker69 Would China still stay neutral if the US attackerd North Korea because they attacked Japan, one of our allies?
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7 brainchasm As usual, the only correct response for when North Korea says **anything**: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/259/943/694.png
4 autotldr This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/37086867/n-korean-group-demands-us-be-turned-to-ashes-and-darkness/) reduced by 77%. (I'm a bot) ***** > Seoul - A North Korean organisation demanded Thursday that the United States be "Beaten to death" like a "Rabid dog" for spearheading fresh UN sanctions on Pyongyang over its latest nuclear test, adding ally Japan should be "Sunken into the sea". > A spokesman for the North's Korea Asia-Pacific Peace Committee denounced the "Heinous sanctions resolution" and said there were mounting calls for strong retaliation against the US and its allies. > North Korea says it needs nuclear weapons to protect itself from "Hostile" US forces. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/700r2r/n_korean_group_demands_us_be_turned_to_ashes_and/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 1.65, ~209583 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **North**^#1 **sanctions**^#2 **Korea**^#3 **Japan**^#4 **missile**^#5
2 Pizzacrusher sounds constructive...
2 Booner999 "Ashes and Darkness" - Are they planning on fucking with Yellowstone? I'm pretty sure I've read somewhere that a nuke wasn't enough to trigger those events. I hope this is true. "Beaten to death" like a "Rabid Dog". Yeah, ok. Fucking around with a rabid dog is potentially suicidal. Just throwing that thought out there. Sinking Japan into the Sea? Earthquakes have been trying to do this for years and Japan still exists. I am pretty sure N.K. doesn't have megatons of power more than a 9.1 earthquake. :P
2 Vikosus Canada's cool, though? Right, K-hizzle?
2 only_response_needed Am I the only one who is just plain tired of reading this bullshit? Either put up or shut the fuck up already. For fuck sakes, fuck your whole country. NK: The little bitch in high school that talks shit in class but never comes out.
1 moeloubani These guys love being in the news that's for sure
1 X_Shadow101_X >Nature uses: FOOD SHORTAGES! >ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
1 Yellow_submarinist Their threats are either made up of bad imagination or could have some hidden secret codes. Who talks like that?
1 WilshireLongwinded I am curious if anything will actually come out of this escalation in saber rattling aside from more posturing and sanctions.
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1 EschersEnigma I feel like it's entirely disingenuous to not recognize that this is a North Korean *group*, not the government itself. Yeah yeah the government could and likely does control the group, but for the sake of non-sensationalism, this is like claiming "United States group demands homosexuals to be burned at the stake" when it's some fringe group like WBC and not the government itself.
1 Black_Static That is some really good copypasta, almost like something a 12 year old would come up with!