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12086
UK millennials suffer worst falls in incomes of any nationality apart from Greece, report reveals
1994
All adult Singapore Citizens to receive S$100-S$300 from the government, due to budget surplus.
31884
We’re witnessing the fastest decline in Arctic sea ice in at least 1,500 years
2608
Cancer drug price rises 15-fold as owner raises cost for ninth time in four years
953
A Cave in China Is Filled with Exotic Plants that Shouldn’t Be There—But Researchers May Have Figured Out Why - They may be the only surviving species after heavy deforestation
2687
Scotland plans to ban plastic straws by end of 2019
511
French skier Faivre kicked out of Winter Olympic Games for lack of team spirit
1806
Russian curler Alexander Krushelnitsky banished from Winter Olympics after failed drug test. The news has put his medal into jeopardy and raised growing questions about whether the I.O.C. was right to allow 168 Russians to compete under a neutral flag.
648
China calls on US to punish Terracotta warrior thumb thief: Chinese authorities are demanding exemplary punishment for an American man who allegedly stole a terracotta warrior’s thumb while it was on show at a Philadelphia museum.
32846
Former Trump aide Rick Gates to plead guilty; agrees to testify against Manafort, sources say
57436
Top U.S. officials tell the world to ignore Trump’s tweets
2531
Wikipedia Zero, Which Provided Over 800 Million Users in 72 Countries With Access to Wikipedia at No Data Cost, is Being Discontinued
332
300-year-old "sex manual" that was banned until 1960s due to its shocking content featuring magic and myth, is set to be sold in UK auction next month. 1720s book...includes explicit old wives' tales and sexual advice laced with elements of witchcraft, astrology and religion.
929
China will ban fishing in Yellow River, or Huanghe, between April 1 and June 30 every year starting from 2018...ban aims to protect aquatic organisms as excessive fishing threatens fishery resources, and will be effective in main stream, 13 tributaries and three major lakes linking to Yellow River.
1021
Netanyahu in deeper peril as more Israeli officials are arrested on corruption charges
70
Gates says billionaires should pay 'significantly' more taxes
848
'We must act before another child is killed': Warning over abuse linked to witchcraft and possession beliefs in UK - Thousands of children could be abused because relatives believe they are witches or possessed by evil spirits in Britain, it has been warned.
252
Volcanic eruption in Sumatra, Sinabung Volcano erupting. Ash clouds reaching heights of 15 km (50.000 feet).
72
Cambridge graduate handed 32-year jail sentence for 'warped and sadistic' campaign of online blackmail
52
Majority of South Koreans favor North Korea 'friendship'
82
New British party inspired by France's Macron seeks to overturn Brexit
288
Hungary's prime minister says that "Christianity is Europe's last hope" and that politicians in Brussels, Berlin and Paris favoring migration have "opened the way to the decline of Christian culture and the advance of Islam."
689
New test can detect autism in children - Blood and urine test, believed to be first of its kind, could lead to earlier diagnosis of autism spectrum disorders
58
17 killed in garbage dump collapse in Mozambique
79
Russians Threatened With Conscription and Gay Homestays in Presidential Campaign Ad
44
Spain asks to jail Russian MP for 5.5 years over mafia ties
101
Australian govt accused of overstating spending on threatened species - “Some of the projects govt claims are about threatened species clearly have nothing to do with threatened species.” Labor, Greens & environment groups call for urgent review for species conservation.
45
Myanmar government 'bulldozing Rohingya mass grave to hide evidence'. Rights group says site of massacre in Rakhine state is being flattened on government orders after exposés of two other mass graves.
67
Iceland's mooted circumcision ban sparks religious outrage
313
Australia, the U.S., India and Japan are talking about establishing a joint regional infrastructure scheme as an alternative to China’s multibillion-dollar Belt and Road Initiative in an attempt to counter Beijing’s spreading influence, the Australian Financial Review reported.
51
A German lawyer is being bombarded with random deliveries of food by what has been described as a case of severe pizza stalking.
36
According to new polls the right-wing AFD is now germanies second-strongest political party
430
A Secret Service agent tackled a Chinese security official over the nuclear football when Trump visited China
30
Homophobic video warns Russians of dangers of not voting
242
Two-thirds of Australians want deputy PM to resign over sex scandal: poll
36912
Passenger plane carrying at least 60 people crashes in mountainous area of central Iran
33
Japan's steel industry urges Trump to make careful trade decision
18
8000-yr old underwater burial site reveals human skulls mounted on poles
1671
17 year old female German ISIS member sentenced to 6 years in jail by Iraqi courts
1922
Russia interference should be countered with 'the truth' and not 'more propaganda,' NATO chief says
97 le_petit_dejeuner They'd better not sink Japan into the sea or we'll impose even more sanctions.
31 coffeepagan After those comments by North Korea's Asia-Pacific Peace Committee, I can't wait to hear what North Korea's Asia-Pacific War Committee has to say.
34 -kljasd- Hope South Korea won't mind being an island.
7 C-hound Who beats a rabid dog to death? Aside from the ethical issue, it just seems like a waste of energy.
19 protossOPlql isn't it time we stop giving this fat fuck a platform? yea we get it, death to America, go Best Korea. now shut up and eat your McDonald's flown in from China we know you love so much.
7 Cajete Lol
4 Kazz1990 Why do most NK quotes sound like a pissed off kid on Xbox live?
3 spooker69 Would China still stay neutral if the US attackerd North Korea because they attacked Japan, one of our allies?
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8 brainchasm As usual, the only correct response for when North Korea says **anything**: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/259/943/694.png
4 autotldr This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/37086867/n-korean-group-demands-us-be-turned-to-ashes-and-darkness/) reduced by 77%. (I'm a bot) ***** > Seoul - A North Korean organisation demanded Thursday that the United States be "Beaten to death" like a "Rabid dog" for spearheading fresh UN sanctions on Pyongyang over its latest nuclear test, adding ally Japan should be "Sunken into the sea". > A spokesman for the North's Korea Asia-Pacific Peace Committee denounced the "Heinous sanctions resolution" and said there were mounting calls for strong retaliation against the US and its allies. > North Korea says it needs nuclear weapons to protect itself from "Hostile" US forces. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/700r2r/n_korean_group_demands_us_be_turned_to_ashes_and/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 1.65, ~209583 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **North**^#1 **sanctions**^#2 **Korea**^#3 **Japan**^#4 **missile**^#5
2 Pizzacrusher sounds constructive...
2 Booner999 "Ashes and Darkness" - Are they planning on fucking with Yellowstone? I'm pretty sure I've read somewhere that a nuke wasn't enough to trigger those events. I hope this is true. "Beaten to death" like a "Rabid Dog". Yeah, ok. Fucking around with a rabid dog is potentially suicidal. Just throwing that thought out there. Sinking Japan into the Sea? Earthquakes have been trying to do this for years and Japan still exists. I am pretty sure N.K. doesn't have megatons of power more than a 9.1 earthquake. :P
2 Vikosus Canada's cool, though? Right, K-hizzle?
2 only_response_needed Am I the only one who is just plain tired of reading this bullshit? Either put up or shut the fuck up already. For fuck sakes, fuck your whole country. NK: The little bitch in high school that talks shit in class but never comes out.
1 moeloubani These guys love being in the news that's for sure
1 X_Shadow101_X >Nature uses: FOOD SHORTAGES! >ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
1 Yellow_submarinist Their threats are either made up of bad imagination or could have some hidden secret codes. Who talks like that?
1 WilshireLongwinded I am curious if anything will actually come out of this escalation in saber rattling aside from more posturing and sanctions.
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1 EschersEnigma I feel like it's entirely disingenuous to not recognize that this is a North Korean *group*, not the government itself. Yeah yeah the government could and likely does control the group, but for the sake of non-sensationalism, this is like claiming "United States group demands homosexuals to be burned at the stake" when it's some fringe group like WBC and not the government itself.
1 Black_Static That is some really good copypasta, almost like something a 12 year old would come up with!