So like, why do we even have standard measurements for things...
I see we have stumbled across Randy Marsh's record breaker
It's a god damned shitberg, Rand. You gotta watch those like a shithawk.
I was visiting my cousin in Québec when i saw him take a pot of boiling oil he had finished using and dumped it down the kitchen sink. I went ಠ_ಠ. He wasn't convinced.
i have seen this doctor who episode, in the end the mothership comes and takes all the little fat guys home!
you jumped over some of my busses
It contained "congealed fat, wet wipes, nappies, oil and condoms". In other news, Elton John is no longer constipated.
This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.thespec.com/news-story/7552688-a-fatberg-clogging-a-london-sewer-is-longer-than-two-football-fields-and-weighs-more-than-10-buses/
) reduced by 58%. (I'm a bot)
> In 2015, for example, a 10-ton fatberg broke a section of the London sewer, requiring Thames Water to replace nearly 100 feet of piping, as The Washington Post's Sarah Kaplan reported.
> At the time, Thames Water repair and maintenance supervisor Stephen Hunt told the Guardian, "We see blockages all the time on household sewer pipes, which are about big enough for a cricket ball to pass through, but to have this much damage on a sewer almost a meter in diameter is mind-boggling."
> The problem is so insidious in London Thames Water "Even formed a 'fatberg hit squad' to tackle the problem," as Kaplan wrote.
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Blame the Chicken n' Chip shop scum!
I've telling everyone for *years* that they are one of our *true* enemies.
And stop flushing things that aren't piss, sick, or poo down your pots, people. For fuck's sake.
Get word to Discovery Channel!
Mike Rowe's Dirty Jobs International just got its Pilot Episode "Fatberg Hit Squad"
Can we get it tested for bacteria and viruses? I wanna know how toxis that is.
Flush two olympic swimming pools worth of vinegar.